Tag: peanut

Peanut Noodle Bowl

Peanut Noodle Bowl

         A Hasidic Jew saw my butt today. I buy shorts that are four sizes too big; shorts in my waist size choke dem thighs. What’s the opposite of a muffin top? But like, two of them? Anyway, I’m in a Kosher grocery 

White Chocolate Pretzel Peanut Butter

White Chocolate Pretzel Peanut Butter

I have issues. Huge issues. I’m not allowed to bring peanut butter into my home. I will sit with a jar, equipped with a spoon, and before I have a chance to decide whether I want to dip some pretzels or spread it on toast,